A Discussion of Zefron's Sexiness

MY BOYFRIEND IS SO HAWT!

Didn't he break up with you?

Sorry Harry, but Zefron is the sexiest being alive. Period.

Ginny, we all know Harry loves Zefron the most.

Hmmm......we should have a threesome.

Ugh, I do not need to hear about my son and future daughter-in-law in a threesome

Lily, stop trying to antagonize me. Even Harry Potter himself couldn't find proof that he had broken up with me.

AND I LOVE ZEFRON THE MOST AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT.

Draco, check out the signatures I made.

I did, Lily. They were sexy.

Zefron is sexy in general.

Draco wrote:

Lily, stop trying to antagonize me. Even Harry Potter himself couldn't find proof that he had broken up with me.

AND I LOVE ZEFRON THE MOST AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT.

EXCUSE ME, MALFOY, I FOUND PROOF BUT YOU LEFT BEFORE I COULD SHOW YOU.

Harry Potter wrote:

Draco wrote:

Lily, stop trying to antagonize me. Even Harry Potter himself couldn't find proof that he had broken up with me.

AND I LOVE ZEFRON THE MOST AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT.

EXCUSE ME, MALFOY, I FOUND PROOF BUT YOU LEFT BEFORE I COULD SHOW YOU.

LIAR. Then show me now!

Could I join your threesome? Our inter-species (house-elf, human, god) children would inherit zefron's sexy gene probably.

Actually, it's almost certain that they would, as it rules over everything.

Winky wrote:

Could I join your threesome? Our inter-species (house-elf, human, god) children would inherit zefron's sexy gene probably.

Of course you can, Winky

This threesome is turning into an orgy...
I WANT IN!

Bella: An orgy with your nephew? I knew the Blacks were incestuous, but that's just wrong. *shudders*

Lily: You'd be amazed at what the Blacks are in to.

Me and Bella hate incest.

Sirius: Seven years at Hogwarts with you and I'm really not that surprised.

Draco: Incest can cause your children to be hermaphrodites.

Lily: That bothers me at allllllllllllot.

!@SRACO ZEFRONINO'S HALF BROTHERS SHALL NOT BE HERMPHRODITES!

@Lilay: Do you have something against hermaphrodites?

INCEST

Sirius? Where?...

Incest is my favorite thing EVAR. Right, Bella?

Oh yes Drakey

Bella: Nope, I was simply informing Draco of what can happen.

im more sexy than zefron

No.

Excuse me, but I FIND that Zefron is the hotest being in the universe-sorry Draco, but that includes any of the Pigfarts students- and I also FIND that I am the one who loves Zefron the most. Seeing that I am dead, I have the ability to stalk him as a ghost and he will never know. (P.S. He is super delicious when he sleeps....so i FIND!)