Its obvious: we need funny poems! We will accept poems until Sunday 12 Mid-day GMT time. Also the contest will be canceled if we have no more then 3 posts.
So go ahead, makes us laugh! The winner will discuss his reward in chat with me.
Also, please make sure the poems are well PG13, or else it's deleted, if it was the funniest of the world. And also we'd rather you write it by youselves.
Thanks, and enjoy writing!