Step 1: Take your choice of Liquor, whatever it may be, Vodka, Gin, IML, Apple Juice, whatever.
Step 2: Get a shitload of it
Step 3: Log on to UW
Step 5: Take a shot:
every time snape says what or doesn't understand
every time roes makes a funny typo
every time fred faps
every time stori says lalala
every time anyone says '.'
every time fred speaks in dottish
every time someone says
every time someone typos
every time someone links a pic from tumblr
every time someone says 'omg'
every time ron says 'and i was like crying omg'
every time snape goes on a tangent
Step 6: ???
Step 7: Get alcohol poisoning and die
HAVE FUN CHILDREN