The Attack of Hagrid the Pedo

CAN YOU ALL STOP STICKING YOUR EFFING TRALALAS IN MY TAILPIPE SO WE HAVE THIS CONVERSATION? THERE'S A TIME AND A PLACE FOR EVERYTHING. LIKE, MAYBE LATER TONIGHT IN THE CLOSET? THANKS.
[19:38:11] Draco : Hi, kids! Hagrid the Pedo here! Why don't you come a little closer so I can tell you how to get on my- I mean, the Hogwarts Express!

[19:38:16] * Remus Lupin thinks he should start a charity to help people cope with rape

[19:38:23] * Astoria Greengrass possesed by pedobear tries to hug Sev

[19:38:30] James Potter : Lily: Oy. What happened in the 80s, should stay in the 80s. or maybe the 90s too

[19:38:34] Severus Snape : @Stori Ye. That is why I am asking Draco how to avoid it. Since he is a former rapist

[19:38:34] @ Remus Lupin : Draco: LAWL

[19:38:37] Severus Snape : Yes*

[19:38:40] Severus Snape : AHHHH! DRACO!

[19:38:41] * Draco thinks he should start a charity to help people cope with rape.

[19:38:45] Severus Snape : OMG! AH STORI!

[19:38:54] @ Lily Evans-Potter : James: Harry happened in the 80s

[19:38:54] Astoria Greengrass : GIVE ME A BIG HUG KIDS!

[19:39:00] Astoria Greengrass : COME HERE SNAPE!

[19:39:01] * Severus Snape slaps the edobear out of Stori

[19:39:03] Bellatrix Lestrange : I lost my dog. Come help me look for him in this cheap motel room

[19:39:06] Severus Snape : pedobear*

[19:39:14] Astoria Greengrass : ah, fuck what just happened?

[19:39:19] Severus Snape : HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN

[19:39:19] @ Remus Lupin : YOU'LL BE A DENTIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[19:39:20] Draco : *Hagrid hugs Stori*

[19:39:24] Severus Snape : room 324...

[19:39:25] Draco : room 324

[19:39:29] Severus Snape : BUWAHAHA

[19:39:33] Severus Snape : AHHHHHH

[19:39:35] @ Remus Lupin : ROOM 324!!!!!

[19:39:38] * Severus Snape hides in her closet

[19:39:39] Astoria Greengrass : HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAH HAGRID GET AWAY FROM ME

[19:39:41] James Potter : Lily: Oh.... that's right. Damn

[19:39:45] * Astoria Greengrass slaps Hagrid

[19:39:46] Severus Snape : HAGRIDS POSSESED DRACO

[19:39:49] * Remus Lupin also hides in his closet

[19:39:52] Draco : ROOM THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FOUR

[19:39:56] Astoria Greengrass : What just happened? i dont remember anything...

[19:39:58] @ Lily Evans-Potter : James: Please tell me you didn't forget

[19:40:08] Draco : *Hagrid licks his lips*

[19:40:11] James Potter : Lily: No, of course not

[19:40:19] Severus Snape : Its just going to be a little while before some one else tries to posses someone

[19:40:19] Astoria Greengrass : NO HAGRID DONT RAPE ME

[19:40:20] @ Lily Evans-Potter : REM: Yes, dok-tah!

[19:40:22] Severus Snape : AH!

[19:40:25] Harry Potter has joined the chat on Thu 8 Apr 2010 - 19:40

[19:40:25] Harry Potter : LOL.

[19:40:26] Astoria Greengrass : IM A THEORETICAL VIRGIN

[19:40:26] @ Lily Evans-Potter : James: Perhaps I should.. refresh your memory?

[19:40:28] @ Remus Lupin : Stori; RUN! I KNOW WHAT LIP_LICKING MEANS!!!!!

[19:40:34] Severus Snape : REMY! HIDE IN YOUR CLOSET! HAGRID THE PEDO IS HERE

[19:40:37] Draco : *Hagrid approaches Stori*

[19:40:41] @ Lily Evans-Potter : Stori: You don't know what your missing

[19:40:41] Astoria Greengrass : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[19:40:42] Severus Snape : STORI!

[19:40:43] @ Lily Evans-Potter : Hey Harry

[19:40:44] Astoria Greengrass : HELPPPPPP

[19:40:44] Bellatrix Lestrange : PM DRACO

[19:40:46] @ Remus Lupin : Lily: What?

[19:40:48] * Astoria Greengrass runs away

[19:40:49] * Severus Snape pushed Stori out ofthe way

[19:40:52] @ Remus Lupin : Sevy: I AM!!!!

[19:40:52] Harry Potter : GAH

[19:40:54] Astoria Greengrass : AHHHHHH

[19:40:55] Astoria Greengrass : SOMEONE

[19:40:56] Draco : *Hagrid lumbers after Stori*

[19:40:56] @ Lily Evans-Potter : Rem: You sang the Dentist part!

[19:41:01] Harry Potter : I HAD TO GO SOMEWHERE

[19:41:04] James Potter : Lily: Damn straight

[19:41:08] James Potter : Harry!

[19:41:08] Astoria Greengrass : HAGRID IS TRYING TO RAPE MEH!

[19:41:10] * Severus Snape pushesStori outof the way again

[19:41:10] Harry Potter : OMG HAGRID THE PED0

[19:41:12] Draco : *Hagrid touches Stori's knee*

[19:41:15] @ Lily Evans-Potter : James:

[19:41:17] Astoria Greengrass : AHHH

[19:41:18] @ Remus Lupin : Lily: Oh. Sorry. I'm stupid right now.

[19:41:18] Severus Snape : STOP IT HAGIRD!

[19:41:22] Astoria Greengrass : FUCK YO

[19:41:23] * Severus Snape slaps Hagrid

[19:41:25] Draco : *Hagrid licks his lips again*

[19:41:26] Astoria Greengrass : HAGRID GO AWAY

[19:41:28] Harry Potter : AND THE MAD LIB DISAPPEARED

[19:41:30] Harry Potter : D:

[19:41:32] * Astoria Greengrass runs farther

[19:41:39] Astoria Greengrass : HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[19:41:42] Draco : *Hagrid strokes Stori's cheek*

[19:41:43] Astoria Greengrass : AHHHH

[19:41:46] Severus Snape : HAGIRD YOU FOO!

[19:41:47] Astoria Greengrass : FUCK

[19:41:51] Astoria Greengrass : GET AWAY FROM ME

[19:41:53] * Severus Snape slaps Hagrid

[19:41:55] * Harry Potter sics the Norrisaurus on Hagrid

[19:41:56] Severus Snape : GO AWAY

[19:41:56] James Potter : Lily: hehe

[19:41:57] * Astoria Greengrass runs away

[19:42:03] Draco : *Hagrid winks at Stori*

[19:42:05] @ Remus Lupin : I AM YOUR DENTIST! AND I GET OFF ON THE PAIN I INFLICT!!!

[19:42:10] * James Potter hums absentmindedly

[19:42:13] * Astoria Greengrass hides in Snaper's closet and locks it so Alohomora cant open it

[19:42:19] @ Lily Evans-Potter : Rem: heheheh I love LSH

[19:42:19] Severus Snape : @hagrid What do you want from Stori?

[19:42:26] Astoria Greengrass : AHHHHHHH *muffled*

[19:42:26] * Remus Lupin locks his own closet's door

[19:42:27] Draco : *Hagrid touches Harry's hair*

[19:42:29] Severus Snape : AHH!

[19:42:32] Severus Snape : LAWLZ

[19:42:35] @ Lily Evans-Potter : James: ^_^

[19:42:38] Astoria Greengrass : HE WANTS MY THEORETICAL VIRGINITY

[19:42:42] Astoria Greengrass : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[19:42:47] @ Remus Lupin : Lily: It's my favorite musical after AVPM and before The Producers

[19:42:52] Astoria Greengrass : HELP

[19:42:53] * Severus Snape slaps Drarid(mix between Draco and hagrid)

[19:42:58] Draco : *Hagrid reaches out to touch Harry*

[19:43:00] Astoria Greengrass : SOMEONE MAKE HIM GO AWAY

[19:43:02] Severus Snape : Dracrid*

[19:43:12] * Severus Snape pushes harry out of the way

[19:43:14] @ Lily Evans-Potter : Rem: Wicked and RENT are my top two

[19:43:15] Severus Snape : SAVE YOURSELF

[19:43:19] * Lily Evans-Potter starts humming Rent

[19:43:20] * Harry Potter has to pee

[19:43:23] Draco : *Hagrid licks Harry's ear*

[19:43:24] * Harry Potter will bee are bee

[19:43:25] * Astoria Greengrass comes out of the closet, sneaking up on Hagrid from the behind

[19:43:26] Severus Snape : I SHALL SAVE THEM ALL

[19:43:28] * James Potter is confused

[19:43:31] * Astoria Greengrass punches Hagrid

[19:43:34] @ Lily Evans-Potter : there is no future.... there is no past... I live each moment as my last

[19:43:41] Draco : *Hagrid likes how Harry is unaware of what's happening to him*

[19:43:41] Astoria Greengrass : HAGRID GO AWAY

[19:43:42] @ Remus Lupin : Lily: NICE. They're my 4th and 5th

[19:43:43] Severus Snape : ......

[19:43:50] * Harry Potter slaps Hagrid, runs away, and dons his invisibility cloak

[19:43:51] Astoria Greengrass : STOP RAPING HARRY, HES NOT RESPONDING

[19:43:56] Draco : *Hagrid strokes Harry's arm hair*

[19:43:58] Harry Potter is Disconnected on Thu 8 Apr 2010 - 19:43

[19:43:59] Severus Snape : @Hagrid STOP TOCUHING THESE CHILDREN

[19:44:04] Astoria Greengrass : RAPE... SNAPE INSTEAD

[19:44:05] Severus Snape : Harry is gone...

[19:44:09] Draco : *Hagrid approaches Snape*

[19:44:10] Severus Snape : HEY!

[19:44:11] @ Lily Evans-Potter : James: Watching the Marriage Ref. Kathy Griffin, Tracy Morgan, and Nathan Lane are the panel judges

[19:44:12] Severus Snape : AHHHHHHHH

[19:44:12] Bellatrix Lestrange : lawlz @ Hagrid/Draco

[19:44:13] Astoria Greengrass : AHHH

[19:44:13] Severus Snape : AHHHHHHH!

[19:44:16] * Severus Snape runs

[19:44:19] Severus Snape : NOOOO

[19:44:20] Severus Snape : !

[19:44:24] Draco : *Hagrid winks at Snape*

[19:44:27] Astoria Greengrass : LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!

[19:44:28] * Severus Snape runs to her closet

[19:44:30] * Remus Lupin rocks back and forth in his closet

[19:44:32] Astoria Greengrass : LEAVE

[19:44:35] Astoria Greengrass : BRITANY

[19:44:37] Astoria Greengrass : ALOOOOOONE!

[19:44:39] Draco : *Hagrid licks his lips*

[19:44:42] Severus Snape : THE APROACHING AND WINKING IS WHERE IT ALL STARTS

[19:44:42] * James Potter has to go

[19:44:45] @ Remus Lupin : No Hagrid... No Hagrid...

[19:44:46] Severus Snape : AHHHHHH

[19:44:50] Astoria Greengrass : QUICK

[19:44:50] Astoria Greengrass : SNAPE LET ME IN YOUR CLOSET

[19:44:51] @ Remus Lupin : Bye Prongs!

[19:44:51] James Potter : IM LEAVING BEFORE IT GETS TOO OUT OF HAND

[19:44:52] Severus Snape : AND THE LICKINGOF LIPS

[19:44:54] James Potter : Bye Moony!

[19:44:57] James Potter is Disconnected on Thu 8 Apr 2010 - 19:44

[19:44:59] @ Lily Evans-Potter : James! Don't leave

[19:45:00] Astoria Greengrass : BYE

[19:45:02] Draco : *Hagrid stroke's Snape's cheek*

[19:45:06] @ Lily Evans-Potter : fine. ignore me. hmph.

[19:45:07] Astoria Greengrass : SNAPEEEEE

[19:45:08] Severus Snape : AHHH!

[19:45:12] * Severus Snape runs into her closet

[19:45:14] @ Remus Lupin : RUN SNAPE RUN!!!!

[19:45:15] Bellatrix Lestrange : PM DRACO/HAGRID

[19:45:17] Astoria Greengrass : LET ME IN YOUR CLOSETTTT

[19:45:17] Draco : *Hagrid leans in for the kiss*

[19:45:24] Astoria Greengrass : IM VULNERABLE OUT HERE!

[19:45:27] Astoria Greengrass : AHHHHHHHH

[19:45:35] @ Remus Lupin : LEAVE, HAGRID! AND NEVER RETURN!

[19:45:40] Astoria Greengrass : AHHHHHHHHH

[19:45:46] Harry Potter has joined the chat on Thu 8 Apr 2010 - 19:45

[19:45:47] Draco : *Hagrid lumbers towards Remus*

[19:45:49] Severus Snape : AHHHHHH

[19:45:56] Astoria Greengrass : @HAGRID SECTUM SEMPRA!

[19:46:02] Severus Snape : Hagrid never kissed me........

[19:46:03] Draco : *Hagrid spins around and heads towards Harry*

[19:46:03] * Lily Evans-Potter sighs

[19:46:04] Severus Snape : good

[19:46:09] @ Remus Lupin : Hargid: Dude. I'm magically locked in my closet.

[19:46:12] Severus Snape : HARRY IS HIS FAVORITE

[19:46:22] Draco : *Hagrid kisses Harry*

[19:46:33] Astoria Greengrass : LEAVE

[19:46:33] Astoria Greengrass : HARRY

[19:46:34] * Harry Potter accios a troll club and beats Hagrid over the head with it

[19:46:36] Astoria Greengrass : ALONEEEEE

[19:46:40] @ Remus Lupin : RUN HARRY RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[19:46:43] * Harry Potter runs away again

[19:46:50] Astoria Greengrass : @REMUS LET MEEEE INNNNNNNNNNN

[19:46:51] Draco : *Hagrid reaches towards Harry's pants*

[19:46:56] Astoria Greengrass : HELPPPPPP

[19:46:59] Astoria Greengrass : AH

[19:46:59] Severus Snape : HARRY!

[19:47:02] Severus Snape : YOUR ANTS

[19:47:05] Astoria Greengrass : HARRY! RUN!

[19:47:05] Severus Snape : pants*

[19:47:07] * Harry Potter sticks his wand up Hagrid's nose

[19:47:08] Hermione Granger : Who here has seen Dumb and Dumber?

[19:47:10] * Severus Snape has to leave

[19:47:11] * Remus Lupin becomes House, and sedates Hagrid

[19:47:18] @ Remus Lupin : Bye Sevy!

[19:47:18] Harry Potter : UGH, PED0 BOGIES.

[19:47:19] Draco : *Hagrid winks at Harry*

[19:47:25] Astoria Greengrass : BYE SNAPERS!

[19:47:28] Draco : *Hagrid passes out*

[19:47:30] * Harry Potter runs away again

[19:47:35] Harry Potter :

[19:47:39] Astoria Greengrass : Oh, god

[19:47:39] * Draco wakes up.

[19:47:40] Astoria Greengrass : thank god thats over

[19:47:45] Draco : WHAT JUST AHPPENED

[19:47:47] Bellatrix Lestrange : PM DRACO

[19:47:47] Severus Snape : in 2 minutes I shall leave

[19:47:53] * Remus Lupin creates a new closet, and locks Hagrid in it

[19:47:55] Harry Potter : SCROLL UP, DUMBASS

[19:47:57] Severus Snape : @Draco HAGRID THE PEDO POSSESD YOU!

[19:48:04] * Draco scrolls up

[19:48:05] Astoria Greengrass : YOU WERE POSSESED BY THE PEDOO AND TRIED TO RAPE EVERYONE AN TAKE MY THEORETICAL VIRGINITY

[19:48:14] Bellatrix Lestrange : @Draco: You turned into hagrid the p3d0. quite entertaining

[19:48:28] @ Lily Evans-Potter : this is madness

[19:48:29] Astoria Greengrass : (its theoreitcal cause i have a child)

[19:48:36] @ Remus Lupin : THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!

[19:48:36] Astoria Greengrass : SOMEONE POST THIS

THEN MJ CAME AHHHH!

Sev: The innuendo of that sentence....

WIN Green Day FTW

I'm thinking this happened right before I join LAWL. The MJ shiz with Snape gave it all away

HANDS OFF MY BOY FREAKIN PEDO! (grabs Hermy and sings Pedo song with her to ward off beard of raping.

@Tracey Yeah. You were glad you werent there *shudders* Hagrid the pedo tried to take my theoretical virginity (its theoretical cause i have a child)

SNAPIST RAPIST!

I SAVED YOU ALL. That means you all a life debt towards me. *laughs manically*

:O I wasn't there. I owe you NOTHING!

No, Tracey, YOU don't, but everyone else does.

Yay

Kay, Rem. Have some chocolate.

I have chocolate. I don't need yours.

That's what he told me this morning haha

Rem: I owe you nothing.

He was back again... Hagrid was back.... and he kissed me... ew *shudders*

He made out with me *hides*

And then there was Huggie Bear the pedo... atleast MJ didn't come back... *shudders*

*shakes head* I didn't get attacked by the Huggie bear I remember MJ.

ah. The Huggie Bear. Almost Killed me.

HUGGIE BEAR

Remus Lupin wrote:

I SAVED YOU ALL. That means you all a life debt towards me. *laughs manically*

NO WAY. I shoved my wand up Hagrid's nose and got PEDO BOGIES on it. I WAS THE HERO HERE.

HP pwns Hugh Laurie any day. You don't see me roleplaying as Dr. Chase, do you? (Though, if we were, I SHOTTY CHASE)

There are so many things wrong with that conversation that it's just so right...

It's right in a UW kind of way

Exactly, stori! Exactly!

How come Hagrid always comes back?